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Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother’s Cher jumpsuit. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I want to cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture.
Never once touched my per diem. I’d go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin’. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think.
Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can’t just comb that out and reset it? Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. It’s a wonderful restaurant! What have we always said is the most important thing? They don’t allow you to have bees in here. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Say goodbye to THESE!
Stop licking my hand, you horse’s ass! [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mother tells you! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.
Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn’t do it. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. I’ve been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Daddy horny, Michael. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?
Oh, I don’t have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Everyone’s laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Speaking of settling, how’s Ann?
A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. I’m a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza.
Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It’s just Mom and whores. God knows they’re squinters. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. It just seems like there’s still light coming in from under the door.
You don’t want a hungry dove down your pants. Yeah, like I’m going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over – an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in three months. Come on!
This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Operation Hot Mother. What’s gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?